hiiii my lovely darlings i have missed you so. and yes…. i look older!! i’m officially 23 and it’s raining in the city of angels .. all hell is absolutely breaking loose. I type this as i sip from my $17 starbucks straw cup (its iridescent) and my dishes/trash rot behind me :) everything is soooo good!!!!
forgive me for tardiness, randomly life has been hard/sad and in fact on international women’s day my therapist prescribed me anti-depressants… which is insane because i thought one day of recognition would erase the pain :(
i love that it’s called international women’s day. are we celebrating it internationally? is everyone like “ok guys hold off on the acid violence and the genital mutilation for today…. it’s girl boss time” then they all break down dancing to “can’t touch this” sung around the globe in a million languages <3 it’s so beautful to be a woman and be alive.
my birthday was perfect and tragic and glorious and heartbreaking. i accidentally was mean to our waiter at sugarfish where i did not in fact receive the free birthday meal because of a dumb rule (re: why i was accidentally being mean) i meant to say “i know you’re just doing your job!” but what i actually said was “i know you’re just a cog in the machine” which people everywhere are calling “condescending” .. i apologized to this poor man and we were on our merry way to baskin robbins (which has a convincingly real “pink wall”) which i made colin take pics of me at
birthday poem
i bought myself 2 cakes this year
then i threw up not from alcohol
but from too many ding dongs
it’s hard to wear a tiara and a beret
at the same time
now i have a cactus in my bathroom
and edibles from my friend’s little brother
i got 5 bottles of rose in one day
which is a fun way to discover
i’m basic
anyway i decided to stop drinking
bday poem #2
birthdays are all about sleeping in
so you can give your boyfriend time
to bake you cinnamon rolls
i will absolutely be a bridezilla
i can’t stop the prophecy
didn’t you read oedipus rex?
my mom sent me a blazer in the mail
and my dad sent me a box of weed
divorce can be gorgeous
home alone
i started posting tiktoks
of course i’m embarrassed
but what else do i do besides put on fuzzy socks
and eat 3 artichokes for dinner?
i had an audition for a youtube video
and these dudes were like
“we love ur vibe” and had beards
remember the show “the swan”
where they’d give women makeovers
and it was just a ton of
plastic surgery?
that’s sort of what happened to me too
ok that is all for this week! i love you all dearly! take care of yourselves! please do something for yourself this week (ok im literally my therapist) for example i’m going to brine a chicken and embroider something from the goodwill!
stay sane friends
love and light,
birthday brük
